Since Cat, , posted a journal documenting one of our texts convos, i thought I'd do the same!

Holden: You are such a handsome lady
Cat: Oh, you flatter me, Mr. Mincinni!
Holden: James just said gingerbread in his sleep, i think im in love!
Cat: DEARIE ME! I MISSED IT. FUCKINGFUCKFUCKFUCCCK
Holden: James loves you you know
Cat: Hahahaha, what.
Holden: TIS TRUE. But everyone does. but FYI he pretends to hate everyone but really loves us all.
Cat: I know this. You think that I do not know this!?
Holden: let me penetrate your vag
Cat: What the shoots and ladders?
Holden: NOW. IN THE CLOSET
Cat: I don't think I should be talking to you.
Holden: You turn 18 soon. and when you do, me and chelsea are gonna gang rape you!
Cat: Something tells me that she doesn't know about that.
Holden: I'll tell her tonight. it's wednesday!
Cat: Are you trying to quote Flight of the Conchords?
Holden: LOLyes. I know that theyre your favorite!
Cat: And Wednesday night is the night that we usually make love.
Holden: LOL i need to watch them more. I don't even know their names
Cat: Tuesday night is the night that we usually go to your mother's place and I teach her how to use the video machine again
Cat: But Wednesday night is the night that we make love
Holden: LOL I NEED TO LEARN THIS SONG
Cat: Their names are Bret and Jemaine, by the way. Silly, Holden!
Holden: which is your favorite
Cat: WOAH, tough question! I love them both! I would have to say I love Jemaine more, though. I find him so...adorkable!
Holden: Would you tap his bones?
Cat: I would tap his bones.

There you have it, everyone! CAT WOULD TAP HIS BONES

Cat why do you write so correctly in texts, it bums me out